Naruto Porn Story: Ring, Ring!
“Hello?”
“Hinata!” A voice slurred on the other side of the line. “Wazzap?”
“Naruto-kun!?”
“Sakura hates me!” The boy exclaimed without warning.
Hinata wasn’t expecting that. “D-don’t say that! I’m sure she doesn’t hate you.”
“Yes!” Naruto moaned, “Yes she does! She’s a Sasuke whore, anyway! Everyone looooooves Sasuke! He’s such a douche! You know what, Hinata? You fucking know what? I hate that prick! I really do! He can just go die!”
“Naruto-kun…”
“God, I miss him so much!” He sobbed, “And he’s gone, Hinata! Goooooooooooone!”
“But you just said…”
“I didn’t mean it! I love Sasuke! I love him even more than Sakura! He’s the best guy I’ve ever met!”